Launched in July 2004, Full Tilt Poker has rapidly become one of the largest poker rooms on the internet. While this is due in part to the fact that it remains one of the few to accept new US players, and its aggressive marketing campaigns featuring top pros such as Chris ‘Jesus’ Ferguson or Mike ‘The Mouth’ Matusow, the site’s overall quality is the reason why Full Tilt Poker boasts such high traffic at all times of the day.
Down here in Australia, the Super Bowl is played live, but we dont get all the cool ads. Google did promise to upload each commercial to You Tube as they went to air. You Tube did not fail us.
Here are all the ads for you to enjoy.
GoDaddy Super Bowl
I have been getting right into Arrested Development. Yes, the show has been around a long time and it’s not even being made anymore; but over here in Australia the show is only available on shitty Pay TV. I dont have Pay TV. It’s too expensive. It plays the same shit over and over again. At least, these are the reasons I agree with my wife. Fact is, she won’t let me have it. I get shouted down as soon as I mention Pay TV. Bitch.
The Greatest Werewolf Movie Ever
Teen Wolf Too was the sequel to the very successful Teen Wolf, where Michael J Fox (RIP (he is dead, isn’t he?)) turned into a werewolf. This was at the peak of his career. It was about the same time as Back to The Future, but well before Doc Hollywood. Jason Bateman was cast in Teen Wolf too. It flopped and so did Bateman’s career, along with his sister. I bet you youngens are getting more confused. Jason’s sister, Justine Bateman, was actually in Family Ties with Michael J Fox and was a bigger star than Jason. How warped is this getting for you? Now Justine makes a guest appearance in her brother’s show and Jason is now the bigger star than Justine and Michael J Fox. Also, Justine had Michael J Fox’s kid in real life. Get this, they called him JASON!! OK, that last bit I made up, but the rest is true.
Just watch Arrested Development. It’s better than Family Ties. Now, that’s a tag line they should have used.
Mmmmm….Shannon Elizabeth.
We really haven’t seen too much of Shannon lately, have we? Doesnt really matter. She couldn’t act to save herself, however she did get her cans out in American Pie. Now, that was awesome!
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My wife recently purchased me a book. It’s a book to make me feel better about myself. An uplifting book. A spiritual book.
My wife bought me this, then laughed hysterically
Its called “How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much“. At first, I thought my wife purchased it for me because I actually do have a monster cock. Turns out she purchased it to take the piss out of me. You see, I have a tiny weiner. It’s rather embarassing and I have no idea why I am telling the world. But, a fact is a fact. Tiny it may be, but at least it’s getting used! Mostly by me. When I am home alone…..sigh.
Sure, she has been married 13 times. But that wouldnt stop me for asking for a ride….
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Recently, both the French government and the German government have come out and have told their citizens that Internet Explorer 6 is shit and you shouldn’t use it (not in those exact words, but it sounds good!). Google have even come out and said that Chinese hackers were able to hack into Gmail accounts of Chinese activists using IE6.
YOU NEED TO STOP USING IE6!
A brilliant collection of nature wallpapers. All in HQ and all for widescreen monitors….
Surely, there will be something for you nature lovers in this collection.
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ReadWriteWeb have an article on their site stating that Google Street View is taking the camera’s into retail stores to further develop the Google Maps application. It started off as a rumor but retailers are starting to come forward claiming that Google has indeed already been inside their stores and taken a series of photos. Google have also come out and said that they are taking photo’s for Street View inside stores.
Pretty cool.
My question is, will Google be heading into porn shops? What about brothels? Or strip clubs? Or the local chemist and you find your 16 year old daughter in there shopping for pregnancy tests? As a parent I think Google needs to stay out of these kinds of stores. However, as a fat pervert, I think it is fucking awesome! You could get a real feel for what some of the women look like in your local brothel before you go in and spend your hard earned cash. You could find where the best porn is kept in your local porn shop so you could quickly drop in and out before anyone recognises you. The potential for Street View inside stores is unlimited!
There only other downside is that there would be no need for sites like People of Walmart. Sigh. I love that site!
Anyway, I would like to congratulate Google for showing some real initiative here. Well done!
I think just about everyone has seen the viral video of the Evian roller skating babies. It’s really creepy stuff, but I cant stop watching them. My 2 year old daughter loves them. She is always asking to see the “funny babies”. I hesitate to watch the video on YouTube again, but it makes her happy and what makes her happy makes me happy. Sure, I am a little concerned with her fascination with these creepy roller skating babies but who knows how a child’s mind works?
However, there are more than just this one ad with the roller skating babies. Have you seen the Evian baby that moonwalks? Or what about the Evian baby who break dances? All very creepy videos. But you sick freaks love it. Plus, I think they have used CGI in the videos too! Why couldnt they train some real babies?? Weak.
Here is the Evian baby collection for you all to enjoy….
