Alice in Wonderland has been given the Tim Burton overhaul. Tim Burton is one creepy guy if you ask me and looking at the characters, Alice in Wonderland is going to be no different.

Mia Wasikowska plays Alice in WonderlandMia Wasikowska plays Alice. This role will be a big boost for Mia’s profile only having started acting a few years back. And she is a bit of a hottie too!

Anne Hathaway as the White QueenAnne Hathaway as the White Queen. Did someone forget to add some dye to Anne’s eyebrows? Look at them, they are sticking out like dog balls. Still, I would go through her like a hot curry. Mmmmmm…..

Helena Bonham Carter as the Red QueenHelena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen. In true Burton style, creepy.

Johnny Depp as the Mad HatterJohnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Johnny Depp and Burton do a lot of things together. I actually think Burton has a crush on Depp. Also, is it just me or does Johnny Depp look a little like Madonna in this picture?

Matt Lucas as Tweedledee and TweedledumMatt Lucas as Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Ever since I saw this picture of Matt Lucas, I have been having revolting nightmares of this fat little man chasing me down the street. Suddenly, I stumble. He jumps on me and starts licking my face as if he was a dog. Gross.

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