My wife recently purchased me a book. It’s a book to make me feel better about myself. An uplifting book. A spiritual book.
My wife bought me this, then laughed hysterically
Its called “How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much“. At first, I thought my wife purchased it for me because I actually do have a monster cock. Turns out she purchased it to take the piss out of me. You see, I have a tiny weiner. It’s rather embarassing and I have no idea why I am telling the world. But, a fact is a fact. Tiny it may be, but at least it’s getting used! Mostly by me. When I am home alone…..sigh.
