A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry only under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking his boss’s Porsche. (d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
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It was a sunny Friday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
‘Would the gentleman on the women’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!
‘I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
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Some people go to a lot of effort to make these videos. And I appreciate it. Enjoy another hilarious Star Wars video.
My daughter loves to watch Sesame Street. And to be honest with you, I dont mind watching it either. But now I have found the perfect combination. Weed and Sesame Street.
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My wife recently purchased me a book. It’s a book to make me feel better about myself. An uplifting book. A spiritual book.
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Sometimes, when you are bored you will discover something wonderful. Something brilliant. Something really fucking funny.
If you love Star Wars as much as I do, then you will love these hilarious clips that a Star Wars fans have made.
Whats All The Noise?
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I have no fkn idea where this happened. Possibly the Golden Globes, but I dont care. Brendan Fraser, star of box office hits including ‘Blast from the Past‘, ‘Looney Tunes: Back in Action‘ and ‘Encino Man‘ was at an awards ceremony and was caught on camera doing some sort of retarded clap.
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