Excellent Weight Loss Program

Excellent Weight Loss Program

March 2, 2010  |  Humor  |  No Comments

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

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The International Council of Laws Governing Acceptable Male Behavior

The International Council of Laws Governing Acceptable Male Behavior

February 23, 2010  |  How to, Humor  |  No Comments

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry only under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking his boss’s Porsche. (d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.

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A Day on the Green

A Day on the Green

February 22, 2010  |  Humor  |  No Comments

It was a sunny Friday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

‘Would the gentleman on the women’s tee back up to the men’s tee please!

‘I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

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These ARE The Droids You're Looking For

These ARE The Droids You’re Looking For

February 19, 2010  |  Entertainment, Humor  |  No Comments

Some people go to a lot of effort to make these videos. And I appreciate it. Enjoy another hilarious Star Wars video.

Pot Cookie Monster

Pot Cookie Monster

February 11, 2010  |  Entertainment, Humor  |  No Comments

My daughter loves to watch Sesame Street. And to be honest with you, I dont mind watching it either. But now I have found the perfect combination. Weed and Sesame Street.

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Living With a Huge Penis

Living With a Huge Penis

February 7, 2010  |  Humor  |  No Comments

My wife recently purchased me a book. It’s a book to make me feel better about myself. An uplifting book. A spiritual book.

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Wacky Storm Troopers

Wacky Storm Troopers

February 4, 2010  |  Galleries, Humor  |  No Comments

Those wacky Storm Troopers are just everywhere, arent they?

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Hilarious Star Wars Clips

Hilarious Star Wars Clips

February 2, 2010  |  Entertainment, Humor  |  No Comments

Sometimes, when you are bored you will discover something wonderful. Something brilliant. Something really fucking funny.

If you love Star Wars as much as I do, then you will love these hilarious clips that a Star Wars fans have made.

Whats All The Noise?

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The Brendan Fraser Retarded Clap Remix

The Brendan Fraser Retarded Clap Remix

February 1, 2010  |  Entertainment, Humor  |  No Comments

I have no fkn idea where this happened. Possibly the Golden Globes, but I dont care. Brendan Fraser, star of box office hits including ‘Blast from the Past‘, ‘Looney Tunes: Back in Action‘ and ‘Encino Man‘ was at an awards ceremony and was caught on camera doing some sort of retarded clap.

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