Enemy of Average

Cameron Diaz Wallpapers

Craig — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:42:23 +0000

Holy Fuck! 143 Cameron Diaz wallpapers!!Click to enlarge!

Daniela Pestova Wallpapers

Craig — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:21:15 +0000

Not only does the Czech Republic have good beer, they have Daniela Pestova

Better Facebook Default Profile Pics

Craig — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 12:15:55 +0000

Are you on facebook? Come on, be honest. I bet you are. I bet you rummage through your friends profiles in the hope of seeing some chick you wanna bone in the nude. You know it will never happen, dont you?

When you first join Facebook, you get set up with a dumb ass default profile pic. Looks lame and its one of the first things you change, unless you are retarded and have no idea what you are doing. Anyway, here are some better default profile pics to use. These ones will make you ubercool and maybe, just maybe that chick you wanna bone will see it and think you are fucking awesome.

Busy Philipps Wallpaper

Craig — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:39:59 +0000

Anna Farris Wallpapers

Craig — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:28:15 +0000

Sure, she is making another crappy Scary Movie, but Anna Farris is gorgeous.

Virgine Ledoyen Wallpapers

Craig — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 09:05:53 +0000

The other night “The Beach” was on. Its that really fucked up movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and he finds some dope smoking community in Thailand and he becomes a member. Anyway, when I was watching it I couldnt take my eyes off of the French chick. She was hot and she got her cans out. Anyway, I stopped watching the movie so I could go look at pictures of her on the net.

I didnt know her name, so I had to do a search and discovered it is Virginie Ledoyen. I dont really care what her name is, I just wanted to see some pictures of her. This was the best I could come up with.

Buggati Wallpapers

Craig — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:44:47 +0000

You wish you had one of these….

Excellent Weight Loss Program

Craig — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:48:49 +0000

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me”.

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.” “Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, your ass is mine.”

He lost 63 pounds that week.

That Was February 2010

Craig — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:36:18 +0000

I have been keeping an eye on the stats for Enemy of Average throughout February and I thought that I would share some of the highlights with you. I thought that the stats were interesting and you may be interested. You may not care at all, but have a read and tell me what you think.

CRAZY SEARCHES

When I was reading through the searches people use to find Enemy of Average, there was one search query that really stood out. You’ll see why in a second. I have added a couple more interesting ones just to give you an idea on what a normal search request coming to the site looks like, but the first one is just weird.

mature young seducing jerking porn video -gay -blog -forum -rapidshare -torrent “small penis”
So, this person is searching for “mature young seducing jerking porn video” but doesn’t want it to be gay, or a blog (which this is), a forum, doesn’t want to download it from rapidshare and doesn’t want it to be a torrent but does want to see a “small penis”. I mean seriously, wtf? They want to see a penis. They asked to see a small penis. Yet, they didn’t want it to be gay. What kind of person wants to see a small penis and they ARE NOT gay? It’s like asking for an apple pie, without the apple.

Anyway, here are some more searches from February….

awesome screensavers
free playboy
huge penis gallery mmmmm

TOP 10 WALLPAPERS

As you are probably already aware, there is a shitload of wallpapers on this site. Here are the most popular during Feb

THE VITALS

The vitals are an overview of the site in its entirety.
987 Unique visitors
2,699 Page views
Avg Time on site: 2:01

I hope you found this info interesting and please tell me if it bored you to tears or if you would like to see more info. I will do it again at the end of March. Hopefully there will be an increase!

Naughty Anime Wallpapers

Craig — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:41:53 +0000

I have no idea what it is about anime that gets Japanese men so horny.
Is it because the girls are drawn to look young?
Is it the possibility that you might see some cartoon nipple? or cartoon sex?
Is it because Japanese men are just, plain weird?

Can someone please tell me.